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Old 25-Jul-2004, 10:54 AM
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Default Re: You know you are a redneck when

I got up about 12 hours ago, put the drops in my eyes for Glocoma (sp) which turns them kind of beet red. Took a bath, shampooed my now silver locks. Did not comb the hair out. Put on some clothes to write code. Clean, loose. And as it were unironed.

Had to go feed the parrot. Coming home, I noticed people crossing the street to avoid me. This is not abnormal but they usually know me.

These were total strangers.

Well, I get home and look in the mirror. Yee, gods. Its ed the panhandler! I flat out look like hell. The eyes give just the hint of a person needing a stiff shot of something from the still.

Oh well, if I can hold out for about 2 hours, it will be dark and then the fangs come back. Ahhhh hhha hhha

Ever read any of the vampire books by Anne Rice? She lived in Noe Valley til moving to New Orleans.

For Sparklechick


One of my uncles married into the Bigley family. 12 girls, 2 boys. Suddenly, I was related to the north end of the county. Except for the livestock.
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