Topic: Live in Slave...

How do I go about getting myself a live in slave?

Someone who can wake me up in the morning! I was 1 hour late for work yesterday.

Someone who can do my washing and cook me dinner, I am too tired and too lazy to do it myself at the moment. And I can see it all waiting there for me!

Oh and my car needs washing too!

Heeeeeeellllllllllllppppppppp

Dear Miss Penny

You need to set a trap, I suggest using beer.

Invite your guy over (try not to use a guy that's quite strong or he could offer too much resistance) ... fill him full of beer.

Tie him up and put him on a chain run (similar to that of a dog in the back yard). This chain run should run between the kitchen, lounge, laundry and bedroom.

You may need to take your car to a carwash as if you let your man out of the house he might run away.

Thanks Aunty Sparkley Gal,

Just one question, how do I go about picking the guy to invite over to be lured by the beer? How do I knowif they will be good slave material?

Practice makes perfect.

Go to some cat shows or similar events ... chess competitions ... you know things like that ... you're bound to find someone who's a bit on the wimpy side that you will find easy to manipulate. Just beware that you don't pick a homosexual ... even though they are an extremely clean bunch, a flowery housekeeper is probably not what you're looking for.

Cat Shows or Chess competitions? You reckon theres going to be a hetreosexual at any of those events?

Stranger things have happened.

Mole-rats for instance.

ewwww Mole rats... thanks for bringing that back up I had forgotten, just so long as you don't decide that that should be my live in slave!

hey..i'm tarik from Algeria and would like to have those duties....